He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
no, he came in my armpit
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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He is an equal opportunity slut.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.