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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  no, he came in my armpit

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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  If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He is an equal opportunity slut.

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• (+44): View more from England

  He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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• (626): View more from California

  i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.

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• (510): View more from California

  You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink

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• (949): View more from California

  Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.

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