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• (330): View more from Ohio

  and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing

  (703): View more from Virginia

  ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.

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