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• (818): View more from California

  he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Someone shattered a urinal.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.

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  That was beautiful.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet

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