The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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