I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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