All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
third nipple confirmed
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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