After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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