U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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