so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Come see our sink grown plant.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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