when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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