she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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