I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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