WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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