i permit you to call me
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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