I got chris browned last night
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
