I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
