I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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