Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.