Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM