you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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