Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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