like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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