Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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