i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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