we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the barista slut.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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