Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
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