Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
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my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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