fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
