We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
