My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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