things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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