Yo dont text me then not text me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Randomize
