I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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