had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
