we have officially lost it.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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