In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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