I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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