Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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