The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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