i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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