Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
