we're blogging at a bar
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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