There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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