I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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