Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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