oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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