I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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