dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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