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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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