I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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