You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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