STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
