porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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