Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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