If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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