You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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