my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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