I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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